fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “N/A” Bottom Text: “The Retail Voice”] ——- Okay, we all do it. You know the one: higher, sweeter, more apologetic? The one where they can HEAR your smile? THAT’S the Retail Voice. TRUTH!

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “N/A”

Bottom Text: “The Retail Voice”]

——-

Okay, we all do it. You know the one: higher, sweeter, more apologetic? The one where they can HEAR your smile? THAT’S the Retail Voice.

TRUTH!

Source: fuckyeahretailrobin
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    Oh shit. I’m not even...front lines, haven’t been there that long, and I already have
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    so bad. It’s ridiculously sweet...cheery. It makes me sick.
  5. dinglehoppersaplenty reblogged this from thefallofarcadia and added:
    I DO IT ALL THE TIME AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT.
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    ASDFGHAKDHSD MY RADISSON VOICE!
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    No comment necessary.
  19. cthuluvillage reblogged this from joseethefirst and added:
    The patronizing voice. Ooooooooooooh yes.
  20. joseethefirst reblogged this from getthesaltnburn and added:
    LOL, not just in retail! It’s well used in the museums as well!
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    My mother on the phone for Costumer Service It’s slightly terrifying.
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    Oh hey, I have this This is the voice I can say “go fuck yourself” in and people won’t realise for three whole minutes...
  24. johnwatsonandunwaveringloyalty reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
    Oh the retail voice. Forever making people think I’m actually super nice...am always...
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    Voice was pretty bad when I first started my job… it was so sugary sweet that honey was practically dripping off my...
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    an unappetizing medical condition, i really don’t have much of a voice right now—but i
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